Men !

In commemoration of Genghis Khan's lost battle, I would like to celebrate & add up the joy with these quotes on men.

Girls, enjoy !

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That’s why men need instant replays in sports. They’ve already forgotten what happened


The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve them


God gave all men a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time


A gentleman is simply a patient wolf


Can you imagine a world without men? No crime & lots of happy, fat women !


Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake the whole relationship


Men should be like Kleenex.....soft, strong & disposable !


Behind every successful man there is a surprised woman


My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance


The quickest way to a man’s heart is through his chest




Women don’t make fools of men most of them are the “do-it-yourself” types


You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy


What do men and clouds have in common???….. when both are not around its a nice day!


Little girls grow up to be ladies…..Little boys grow up to be big boys


Women were created for a reason, to keep men sane


Why don’t men get Mad Cow Disease? Because they're all pigs !


The only difference between men and boys are the size of their shoes and the price of their toys


They say, “Early to bed, early to rise makes a Man healty, wealthy and wise”, Well I’m not too sure if its entirely true, because I have never seen a healthy, wealthy and wise man.


Men are like commercials, you can’t believe a word they say


Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract