17 October 2010

Men !

In commemoration of Genghis Khan's lost battle, I would like to celebrate & add up the joy with these quotes on men.

Girls, enjoy !

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That’s why men need instant replays in sports. They’ve already forgotten what happened

The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve them

God gave all men a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time

A gentleman is simply a patient wolf

Can you imagine a world without men? No crime & lots of happy, fat women !

Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake the whole relationship

Men should be like Kleenex.....soft, strong & disposable !

Behind every successful man there is a surprised woman

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance

The quickest way to a man’s heart is through his chest

Women don’t make fools of men most of them are the “do-it-yourself” types

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy

What do men and clouds have in common???….. when both are not around its a nice day!

Little girls grow up to be ladies…..Little boys grow up to be big boys

Women were created for a reason, to keep men sane

Why don’t men get Mad Cow Disease? Because they're all pigs !

The only difference between men and boys are the size of their shoes and the price of their toys

They say, “Early to bed, early to rise makes a Man healty, wealthy and wise”, Well I’m not too sure if its entirely true, because I have never seen a healthy, wealthy and wise man.

Men are like commercials, you can’t believe a word they say

Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract


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